Disappoint Me Once, Shame on...Well, Just Keep Disappointing Me
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Disclaimer & Release of Liability: Reader discretion is advised. May cause involuntary eye-rolling (whatever you’re looking for might be back there), fits of giggles, a raised eyebrow, a chuckle, or an involuntary desire to consult a higher power. Proceed with a sense of humor and wonder. You have been warned. Author not responsible for liability or lost or damaged items or sanity.Look, we've all been there. You meticulously plan the perfect birthday party - bounce house, ponies, a real live mariachi band. You spend weeks getting every little detail juuuuust right. And then, on the big day, little Timmy has a massive gastro-explosion all over the bouncy castle and the party becomes a biohazard scene straight out of Chernobyl.
Disappoint Me Once, Shame on...Well, Just Keep Disappointing Me
Disappoint Me Once, Shame on...Well, Just…
Disappoint Me Once, Shame on...Well, Just Keep Disappointing Me
Disclaimer & Release of Liability: Reader discretion is advised. May cause involuntary eye-rolling (whatever you’re looking for might be back there), fits of giggles, a raised eyebrow, a chuckle, or an involuntary desire to consult a higher power. Proceed with a sense of humor and wonder. You have been warned. Author not responsible for liability or lost or damaged items or sanity.Look, we've all been there. You meticulously plan the perfect birthday party - bounce house, ponies, a real live mariachi band. You spend weeks getting every little detail juuuuust right. And then, on the big day, little Timmy has a massive gastro-explosion all over the bouncy castle and the party becomes a biohazard scene straight out of Chernobyl.